Great, where'd he go now?

Hey everybody, I just wanted to let you know that I am in the process of creating some new comics and compiling old ones for future use. I apologize for the break in consistency, but there is only so much awkward out there at a given time. Comics will commence next week. Please feel free to visit the old ones for good times and entertainment.


~The Mayor

Easily Distracted, Part 1

Clarence The Legless Zombie, Ep. 4

What We Wished Worked, Part 1

Great Moments In Piercing

Clarence The Legless Zombie, Ep. 3

The Mayor at The Vault, Ep. 01

Grappling, A Beginner's Tale. Episode 2

Beer, Reading, and Comprehension

Adventures In Skype, Ep.1 "An Amazing Rant"

Grappling, A Beginner's Tale. Episode 1

Horizon Air, I Salute You

Seriously Corel? SERIOUSLY?!

5 crashes.

Yes, that's right.

5 crashes in 20 minutes.

What the hell Corel? You have been doing this for decades, and this is what you do to me?

I thought we were passed this. That we learned from our previous mistakes. I know you SAY you care about me, but 5 times? It's just too much tonight.

You have disappointed the 12 people that read this comic Corel.

Go sleep on the couch tonight.

...

Jerk


(comic will be posted this weekend, sorry)

The Mayor On An Airplane, Part 2

Meet Bartholomew

The Mayor Buys Audio Cable

Today, Sucked.

I will sum it up with three things.

1. Popping in my Achilles, trouble walking

2. Having to give Oliver up, for his benefit.

3. Sunburnt. Fucking sunburnt.

Ill post a comic tomorrow, tonight has been congac, anti-anxiety meds, and jazz. Fuck everything else.

But I did see two dudes ROMPING on Sunday, being all badass wearing the same jeans with x's on the butt pockets (who wears those?), the same long-sleeve button down shirt, and the same hair. God I hope they were dating, if not, I weep for the future.

~ Your tripped out Mayor

Introducing Oliver, The Mayor's Sidekick

The Mayor On An Airplane, Part 1

The Mayor Takes a Vacation

Hey everybody, I will be heading off to Portland, Oregon from the 4th to the 9th of August. So, there will be no comics next week. BUT, I will be posting via twitter my adventures.

http://twitter.com/mayorofawkward


Hugs and Kisses,

~ The Mayor

When Life Attacks, Part 1

Dating Trials and Tribulations - The First Kiss

The Mayor Goes To The Garcia's

Temptation

Conversations With The Mayor

The Mayor Records Vocals

The Mayor and Teenage Fashion

A Watched Pot Never Boils

Merch Store Up!!

Hey everybody, a merch store has been setup and is ready for purchases. Only six items are currently available at this time, but more will pop up soon. There are postcards, greeting cards, and a Framed Print of Rupert and the Mayor. Taken from "The Mayor Meets Rupert".

http://www.cafepress.com/mayorofawkward

The Etsy store will be up later this week as well.

Kisses and Shnoodles,

~The Mayor

The Joys of Finding Fake Boobs.

The Mayor Hurts His Leg

Self-Explanatory

Portland Vs. Laguna, Let the Duel Begin!

The Mayor is asleep

So you get a comic tomorrow instead of monday.


Hope everybody had an awesome 5th of August.

~ The Mayor

The Mayor Hates Folding Sheets

Dealing with Nostalgia

True Stories, ex.7a

Proof that the Mayor is going to Hell, and will start a zombie pong league

The Mayor has a dream...

Shopping For The Mayor

Hello everybody, I have exciting news.

After a 2 minute search on the internet, I have found a company that does individual custom items. So, what does this mean to you? Well, I am about to tell you by golly!

I will be taking custom orders, as well as doing small runs of random items. So if you had an absolutely unwavering desire for a Clarence the Legless Zombie coffee mug, it will be yours!

Prices/Dates have yet to be determined, but I will keep you abreast as progress continues. Everything should be up and running within the next week or two.

I hope that pleases and sparkles with everybody.

Sunshine, The Mayor

Oh, feel free to comment with anything in particular you might want. This goes to beyond the parents and family of the mayor as well.

The Mayor makes you think... And pushes a button...

Conversations with Rupert, ep.1

The Mayor goes to the Del Mar Fair

There is a certain stigma that is associated with fairs. Whether it's candy apples, fried foods, cotton candy, rides, or whatever else you can think of, there is definitely a common theme. I have never been to a fair up until this past weekend where my proverbial "Fair Cherry" was popped. Amidst the crowds and astounding assortment of vendors and entertainment, I managed to stumble across some things that I decided to share instead of a comic. It should also be noted that during my time observing the llamas I giggled non-stop for a good 15 minutes. Tears flowed, joys of praise were sang, and lives were made that more complete by the joy that is a llama show. Enjoy.





The following couple were taking very serious pictures of a garden exhibit. Notice the body language, cameras, camera bags, and outfits. This was not in nature, in Del Mar fair. Epic.

To The Lakers Fans

To Battle!

An Epiphany

Old Emails

The Mayor meets Stan

Becoming realisitic

So updates are going to be reduced to Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from here on out. Quality seems to be more important than quantity, so I am going to adhere to the whims of such observations.

Greeting cards have started to be printed today, and the etsy store will be up and running in the next week or two with things to buy.

Until then!

~ The Mayor

The Mayor Meets Rupert

Sources Tell Me...

There are 54 comics I have done so far. Which totally blows my mind.

So, today we will bask in the fact that that many awkward moments have been documented.

And review them in their entirety.

Because, I'm absolutely exhausted.

And nothing awkward has happened this week.

What the hell?


Hugs and Kisses ~ The Mayor

The Ta-Tas

What If... episode 1