Horizon Air, I Salute You

Seriously Corel? SERIOUSLY?!

5 crashes.

Yes, that's right.

5 crashes in 20 minutes.

What the hell Corel? You have been doing this for decades, and this is what you do to me?

I thought we were passed this. That we learned from our previous mistakes. I know you SAY you care about me, but 5 times? It's just too much tonight.

You have disappointed the 12 people that read this comic Corel.

Go sleep on the couch tonight.

...

Jerk


(comic will be posted this weekend, sorry)

The Mayor On An Airplane, Part 2

Meet Bartholomew

The Mayor Buys Audio Cable

Today, Sucked.

I will sum it up with three things.

1. Popping in my Achilles, trouble walking

2. Having to give Oliver up, for his benefit.

3. Sunburnt. Fucking sunburnt.

Ill post a comic tomorrow, tonight has been congac, anti-anxiety meds, and jazz. Fuck everything else.

But I did see two dudes ROMPING on Sunday, being all badass wearing the same jeans with x's on the butt pockets (who wears those?), the same long-sleeve button down shirt, and the same hair. God I hope they were dating, if not, I weep for the future.

~ Your tripped out Mayor

Introducing Oliver, The Mayor's Sidekick

The Mayor On An Airplane, Part 1