Most Awkward Moments Ever, Ex. 4a

The Mayor and his Family

The bunch of pranksters decided it would be funny to turn around as I took the picture. Cute guys... Real cute...

The Mayor Goes to the Zoo and Sea World. Prologue.

Things tend to get lost in the charade

I can't find the pen stylus thing to my tablet.

Please stop whatever you are doing and help me look.

Comics will resume upon finding the little bastard.


~The Mayor

Assumptions

Learning Russian with Rosetta Stone, Part 1

When the mind implodes

I thought it fitting to explain what it's like to have your mind get sucked dry of all creativity in a short time-span. Some readers might find this as a cop out to drawing something, but my answer to those people is this...

Go away.

...

Good.

Now, whe

Clarence the Legless Zombie

Bad Timing, ex. 1c

Passing Notes at Dinner

I was stealthily handed this note from a friend of mine that serves at a restaurant I go to.

A Strange Occurance in the City (ep. 1)

A strange thing has happened lately...

On a couple of occasions now, each time over the phone, people have been quite fond of the thought that they could in fact be a part of one of these comics. They then told me that they would put me through something quite awkward so that I would eventually end up putting it on the site. This has yet to happen, but it actually led somewhere for the first time.

Tonight, at around 10 to 10pm, something extraordinary happened. While on the phone, the person whom I was conversing with asked me to draw a picture of her. This left me quite confused as my drawings do not really lend themselves to identifying individuals. The distinction between the characters comes in only a few varieties:

1.) Different hair types and styles

2.) Clothing

3.) Boobs

Despite my making her aware of this, she still wanted me to draw something. So, I did.







After sending her the picture she managed to tell me, in between her astonishment and (thankfully) laughter, that she always felt like she towered over people.

Truth, Ex. 4a

People That Need to be Stabbed in the Eye

The Mayor Corrupts Passover

A Portrait of My Sister

Conversations with The Mayor

Disappointment

ALWAYS SAVE YOUR WORK

For those of you that work in art, music, writing, or anything else on the computer, here is a hint to you.

Always save your work. Every single time you think of something, hit ctrl+s or apple+s. It will save you grief, and money in the long run that you would waste buying yourself a handle of cheap tequila because you think "I'll just save it after I do this part."

*lick, salt, shot, lime, slam*

Rinse and repeat.

~ The Mayor, bringing you two comics tomorrow night, free of charge.

Can't Hear You...

Comedic Timing Lesson 1a

If Only...

Distraction